jewishsanta:

*tries to buy self esteem*

*can’t afford it*

(via acomas)

amoying:

does the 5 second rule apply when you drop the bass?

(Source: amoying, via eclecticpandas)

dietcrush:

My mom was born in 1969 so some of her usernames have a 69 at the end and I haven’t found an appropriate way to tell her why she can’t do this

(via psychotic-teens)